when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
"Talk dirty to me"
Games You Should Play: Portal & Portal 2
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Come With Me Now | KONGOS
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
When someone hates on fall out boy